I Just Wanna Bang On The Drum ALL-DAY...….
(But, Alexia says No, No, No...…)
There is no finer institution on Earth than that of the Marriage of Two Human Beings. When One includes spiritous libations into that Union....well, this is a family oriented website so we won't get into that. I will only add my favorite Irish saying (I am Irish, after all): "The Good Lord created alcohol to prevent the Irish from taking over the Earth"! A maxim I have readily employed my whole life through! (When, of course, Alexia permits me).
What? Russian COLLUSION?
ME?
Well...Yeah! Absolutely!!!
SHUNGITE, Baby!
(I mean......Booblah!)
During my last visit to Moscow (Alright....so I didn’t actually go to Russia. We went to a Gem & Lapidary Wholesale show here in Michigan) I hooked up with my good buddy (I mean...Komrade) Vladimir (No, not Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin) who scored me some really fine SHUNGITE! Prized by the Czars, the mineral is purported to have Healing properties and a natural ENERGY!!! While I held it, my head gently spun and I was filled with a profound sense of euphoria! (Well...I admit that might have been the homemade Vodka). In any event, I gots the SHUNGITE, Baby! Come on over and enjoy, Tovarich!
SHUNGITE ENERGY PYRAMID - Vladimir assured me, this Pyramid WILL NOT interfere in ANY election! Tax & shipping included.
The Emperor's Hot Rod!!! Now, for as much as I'd like to admit that I personally looted a Chinese Emperor's tomb, the fact is this is probably a reproduction (probably late 19th to mid 20th century). Karma also forbids me from making false claims but this is a very, Very, VERY COOL PIECE!!! Perfect for the China-phile in Your life. Tax & Shipping included
The Silver Rhino
I know what You're thinking: "I don't NEED a Rhino, Steve. So just forget about it". Well, I said the same thing and here I am with a Rhino!!! NOW, I thank my lucky stars this Rhino was there when I needed him (I'm pretty sure it's a Boy). You too, may someday find yourself in the same position and Yes, He will probably still be here for you to satisfy that need. But who knows....I mean, do You really want to take that chance? Better get Him, NOW, because I doubt I'll ever find another!!! Solid Brass and Silver Plated. Tax & Shipping included.
What...WHAT is This, Steve?
I've been a "Mineral Merchant" (Gee, I LOVE the sound of that! It just rolls off the tongue so smoothly - Mineral Merchant - ahhh) for lo these thirty (30) years and I have never seen anything like THIS! I believe it's some kind of Quasi-Quartz/Citrine/Fluorite Matrix, but it looks like it came out of Superman's Cave. Or a Leprechaun's Lair, being Green and all. It even sings Irish Pub songs after I've tippled a few (Alright, that's not true. I always hear Irish Pub songs after I've tippled a few). Anyway....It is pretty interesting. All that color and those spiny, crystal looking things. Maybe, it's some kind of alien life form? Why not buy it and find out for Yourself!!! Tax & Shipping included.
Brazilian Quartz Crystal Pyramid
SNAKE!!!
(Run, Run, Run)
Hand Carved from Indonesian Teak this remarkable piece is certain to entertain friends and terrify subordinates at work! Oh c'mon...everybody has someone in their life that just adores Snakes. Alright....that probably is an exaggeration but "a Snake in the hand is worth two in the bush", right? Yeah, I'm a Merchant and will try just about anything to move product. I think I'll move on to Used Cars, next. Tax & Shipping included.
Swinging with Ganesh, Baby!!!
Trois (that's "Three" in French) Iguana
The sounds of the Amazon (the jungle, not the internet store) Rain Forest almost seem to echo in your mind as you gaze upon their hand-carved countenance (It does help if You’ve had a little wine first). You may remember “Iggy, the hand-carved Iguana” previously offered on this site.
When Iggy slithered to new home I was depleted. I searched and searched and searched (Alright...I didn’t really have to search that much) until NOW! YES! THREE! (count em’) Three Iguanas!!! Sold as a set (Believe me: You don’t want to separate a family of Iguanas) these three are bound to make for interesting conversation at Your next social gathering! Fierce, yet “Friendly” they bespeak of the WILD side of Your usually sedate disposition as a Host or Hostess! C’mon....Bring a little “jungle” into Your life! Tax & shipping (Slithering would be more appropriate) included.
New Hand-made Jewelry from "ALCHEMY"
of England
Steve's CROWN!!!
(Alright....It's REALLY Alexia's Crown)
Welcome to....
SALT-Henge!!!
Himalayan Salt Crystal Massage Stones
Tax & swimming (Turtles hardly ever travel by ship) included.
Achilleas ROCKS!!!
Elegant Tableware
INTERESTING, FASCINATING & JUST DOWNRIGHT UNUSUAL!!!
One of a kind, handcrafted by a local Native American descendant, this beautiful piece may either aide You in your wanderings among Nature's magnificence or.....LOOK GREAT standing in the corner of Your favorite space. We also have one with a Bear and another with a Bell! Happy Hiking!!! Tax & shipping included.
TAROT, ORACLE & DIVINATION CARDS
ART & DECORATION
(and other cool stuff!!!)
Hand Carved from Indonesian Teak this remarkable piece is certain to entertain friends and terrify subordinates at work! Oh c'mon...everybody has someone in their life that just adores Snakes. Alright....that probably is an exaggeration but "a Snake in the hand is worth two in the bush", right? Yeah, I'm a Merchant and will try just about anything to move product. I think I'll move on to Used Cars, next. Tax & Shipping included.
FOOD!!!
BEE AWARE!!!
Unprocessed honey is used to:
Relieve Allergy Symptoms
Improve Digestion
Help with Stomach Pains in Children
Soothe Sore Throats
Heal Burns and Cuts
It Is Truly One of nature's Naturally Raw Medicines!
12 Ounce Jar
Tax & Shipping included.
AUTHENTIC "FRY BREAD MIX" - Since 1973 the Red Corn Family has been making it easy for everyone to enjoy this great favorite from the Osage feast tables. First made in the 1800's with U.S. Govt. supplied commodities, Fry Bread is becoming popular everywhere, and now you can make it at home! Just add water to the easy-to-use mix, fry it up and taste the tradition. Wah-num-brah! (Let's eat!)
8 ounce package. Tax & shipping included.